Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own